Gout is serious. We do not have to be serious every minute we talk about it.
My big toe and I aren’t speaking.
We’re going through a flare-up.
How would I rate gout?
0/10. Would not recommend.
I’d walk over there, but…
gout.
My toe has one hobby:
overreacting.
Never underestimate the emotional significance of
a bedsheet touching your toe.
Gout club membership:
easy to join, surprisingly hard to cancel.
Got a terrible gout joke?
If it makes us groan sufficiently, it belongs here.
If it makes us groan sufficiently, it belongs here.